Festival Prep: How to Avoid Those Gross Portaloo Queues (and Stay Comfortable All Weekend)

Music? Amazing. Camping? Fun. But let’s be honest—festival toilets? 

🧻🚫 A nightmare.Nothing kills the vibe faster than standing in line for 30 minutes just to use a smelly, overflowing portaloo. But it doesn’t have to be this way. With a little smart planning (and the right gear), you can stay clean, confident, and queue-free all weekend long.

💩 The Truth About Festival Toilets

  • Long queues—especially in the morning and before headliners
  • Often dirty by day two (or hour two…)
  • No toilet paper, no sanitizer, no dignity

That’s why more seasoned campers are skipping the public toilets altogether—and bringing their own.

🚽 Enter Popaloo: The Ultimate Festival Toilet Hack

The Popaloo is a dry-powder portable toilet that’s compact, hygienic, and chemical-free. It folds down into a small carry case, and sets up in under 30 seconds.

Popaloo uses biodegradable bags and a non-toxic gelling powder to instantly neutralize waste and smells—no water or chemicals required.

Perfect for Festivals Because:

  • Fits in your tent or privacy shelter
  • No smell, no mess, no awkward treks across a muddy field
  • 100% discreet and hygienic
  • Festival-friendly: no chemicals = no campsite bans

🎒 Festival Essentials Checklist (Popaloo Edition)

  • Popaloo + carry case
  • Gelling powder refills
  • Biodegradable toilet bags
  • Pop-up toilet tent or shower shelter
  • Hand sanitiser and biodegradable wipes

Bonus tip: set up your Popaloo station in a corner of your tent or just outside in a privacy tent. You’ll never look back (or queue again).

🌍 Festival-Approved & Eco-Friendly

More festivals are banning traditional chemical toilets due to their environmental impact. Popaloo is a clean, green alternative that meets “leave no trace” standards.

💡 Final Thoughts

Don’t let a dodgy loo ruin your weekend. A Popaloo keeps you fresh, private, and free from the dreaded toilet queue. Whether you’re a Glastonbury regular or hitting your first local fest, it’s the one bit of gear you’ll wish you packed sooner.